Quote Originally Posted by Frank McGrath View Post
Why waste good alcohol on Morons.
Oh, I think that the amount of vengent enjoyment I would receive from pouring a 12 oz Bloody Mary down the face and front of the uninvited violator would be far greater value to me than the $7.50 cost of the drink, especially considering the stain value of the tomato juice component, even probably be satisfied dumping a pint of beer in her face and lap. Never with good scotch, however. That would be a sin of it's own.