Quote Originally Posted by auld argonian View Post
My considered advice to you is to just hurry up and get old....who the hell wants to kilt check a fifty or sixty year old guy? Okay...maybe a fifty or sixty year old woman who hasn't seen any action since Nixon was president but, generally speaking, who cares about a guys naughty bits after they've had that birthday party where everybody cleverly brings black balloons and "over the hill" mugs?
Actually, you may be surprised. I'm in my fifties now and it still happens to me.

Of course, the likelihood is directly proportionate with the presence of alcohol.