Leaving the concert early or: Why my wife makes me wear underwear.

So I went to a flogging Molly concert last night at the house of blues. I went kilted, with a T-shirt, Kilt belt, a tweet cap, and flip flops. (Hey it's Florida)

Picture, included of course:

Well of course I started getting attention immediately, much to my wife's dismay. Plenty of guys gave me high fives and shook my hand, and others just waved or gave me a thumbs up when i walked by, but here are the more memorable parts....

Girl #1: coming outa of the bathroom, a girl notices we're wearing the same tartan, comments on it, gives me a high-five

Girl #2: I'm watching the show with my wife and girl walks up and asked to take my picture, i oblige. At this point my wife is starting to get slightly annoyed that women are interrupting us.

Girl #3: I feel a tug on the back of my kilt, i look back thinking I got snagged on someone walking by, only to see a blond haired girl that looked ~19-20 grinning at me with her hand in the air. Confused, i thought maybe she was someone i knew... then i realize she wants a high-five. So i give her a high five but she closes her hand around my hand and holds my hand.... She then releases and runs away... My wife is getting a bit irate at this point "Who the F*** was that?!" she says

Girl #4: I think it was the same girl as girl 3.. but im watching the show from the same spot, and someone grabs my butt, (maybe to check for undies?) I turn around and its the same girl smiling.. I am in shock, and my wife is just noticing again, THIS COULD GET BAD. I was about to tell her that i have a wife and it's inapropriate, when she looks like she wants to tell me something. (Its very loud so you either have to yell, or get close to someones ear to talk to them) as i bend down to put my ear close to her, she jumps up and kisses me! Then she runs away.

At this point my wife is PISSED! She's asking me where the girl went, i have no idea and try to get her to just enjoy the show, she leaves to go look for the girl.. I'm a bit nervous now about my wife getting arrested (she had crazy eyes...) When she's gone the girl comes back!!!! This time she doesn't say anything, she just looks at me and brushes past me.. PHEW.

When the wife came back i decided we should go ahead and leave before any more drama.....

So let this be a warning to you on being kilted!