Hmm, this might work for me, we have another Burn's Supper on the 20th. I'll talk to my wife and see if she thinks we can tough out 2 Burn's Suppers within a week. You know you have to drink a lot of toasts and consume a lot of scotch at the things.

PS: If she knows I'm going to a Burn's Supper she won't let me go alone, she loves them too.