Naaa, you've all got it wrong. It's all about post counts. See, in the very early days of X Marks we applauded reaching even 100 posts. (There were only 50 or so guys here then and not much was happening)
Then as our numbers began to grow we started welcoming everyone who joined. There would be an newbie drop-in just once and say hi and the next thing you knew 150 guys had said welcome. (But the moderators got wise to that so now those posts don't count towards your total.)

Because you see, there is a prize for the most posts. The title of Head Posting Poobaah used to belong to Graham from Tasmania but he has since found another home. Now GMan holds the title. The first one to reach 100,000 posts gets an X Marks kilt pin, genuine 8 carat gold, electroplated onto authentic plastic.

So get in there and post about anything. Post about your dog, post about the dream you had last night, Send the kid who has just posted a picture of himself looking like a poster boy for kilt don'ts an "atta-boy, great looking kilt". as long as it has the word kilt in it the post counts towards that coveted kilt pin.