I know-all the other kids are doing it.
But if all the other kids were jumping off bridges, would you jum off a bridge? Or play in the traffic? Or run with a pair of scissors in your hand? 
I think not! And it would be remiss of us to let you go out without a sporran, or at least a fanny pack worn in the front.
All the kids are doing it. You know you want to. But just say no!
You'll thank me for this some day.
Jim Killman
Writer, Philosopher, Teacher of English and Math, Soldier of Fortune, Bon Vivant, Heart Transplant Recipient, Knight of St. Andrew (among other knighthoods)
Freedom is not free, but the US Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
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