Right Jock,not one word, not even a letter! This is being done solely to test your resolve and blood pressure! Its a good job you are sitting down--NO Jock you don't need a whisky!No not even a look at the bottle!------------ OK, I can not restrain myself any more! Not only are you wearing white hose that I make no comment on, you are wearing a flat cap with the kilt and with extreme difficulty I will make no comment either. BUT, BUT, you have broken the cardinal rule of all time and have bent the cap's peak!!!! OH NO!!! Never ever bend a flat cap's peak! What am I going to do with you? If you were this side of the pond I would have you shot!-------on the spot! AS you are over there and with a pretty lady, I suppose I had better have a brandy instead-------just for medicinal purposes, you know! Good gracious man, what are you doing to me? What are you doing to an innocent flat cap? LOL