Outfit #1 it is, then. Sounds like a pretty clear consensus on that.

Shine the shoes. Got it.

you need to smile!!!
I was smiling! Anything more than that looks like a grotesquely fake and imbecilic Cheshire-cat impression.

OK, so considering that it'll be the first outfit, and assuming I get my garter ties in before Monday, do you think red or charcoal garters would look better with it?