Ow - my ribs - OW OW OW.

I don't want an explanation, some things are just too utterly outrageous for mere explanations.

I almost choked on my cocoa, and the tears are rolling from my eyes - trying to cool my brain I believe.

It reminds me of the story of the man who's navel stuck out, who prayed every night for it to go away, and then he dreamed that an angel came and unscrewed it. In the morning he lept from his bed to view the wonder, and his bum fell off.

Anne the Pleater :ootd: