Humorous comebacks and snappy retorts here please

**Joshua** · 11th May 11, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by Dale Seago

I was actually asked that very thing Sunday at breakfast in a restaurant by a young man working there. I smiled and replied, "Because I can."

My answer is always the same...

"I hate pants"

**LANCER1562** · 12th May 11, 10:21 AM

I heard someone reply when asked ask by a woman what they had under their kilt: "My artwork. Private showings by invitation only."

**Spartan Tartan** · 12th May 11, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by LANCER1562

I heard someone reply when asked ask by a woman what they had under their kilt: "My artwork. Private showings by invitation only."

That's a good one. I'll add that to the list of possible future responses.

**azwildcat96** · 12th May 11, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by Whidbey78

Q: "What's under your kilt?"
A: "Secret."
Q: "It's a secret?"
A: "No, I call it 'Secret' because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

Love it!

**azwildcat96** · 12th May 11, 01:08 PM

I've also heard it said that under the kilt is "an airfield...two hangers and a night fighter."

**chrisupyonder** · 12th May 11, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by Bill aka Mole

Q: Why are you wearing a kilt today?

A4: I like to challenge the pick pockets.

Love this one...

Chris.

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