A story of Kilted Attention or: Why I can't go commando!

[tundramanq]

Seems like the best defense for the married guy is to be kilted himself. It removes the mystery aspect for your lady, in case there are wandering eyes involved - and who dosen't.

[Bugbear]

I went to see Iced Earth kilted last weekend. I got similar attention. My wife, luckily for me, takes the "That's right, ladies. He's going home with me" attitude. I think she actually likes the attention that I get- seems to give her an ego boost that I treat the other women as if they're... well... just other women.

You have a good family, Hawk. Always nice to hear about them and your kilted adventures.

[flyingshamrock]

Yeah, that's about how my wife handles it too, thank goodness.

It is interesting though how some women seem to think that grabbing and peeking at a strange man (or asking him about his under-garments) is OK, and seem to adopt a "well he was wearing a kilt, he was asking for it" attitude. When the tables are turned, it's common knowledge that that isn't acceptable...

The last time I was out a very attractive and intoxicated young lady asked me what I was wearing under my kilt. Tired and annoyed at the redundant inappropriate questions about my under garments, I asked her "Well what are you wearing under your pants?" so he dropped her pants to reveal what she was wearing. My wife and I stood there with our mouths wide open in shock. Becareful how you react when your annoyed!

[GoodGirlGonePlaid]

KILTS: they're cleavage for men!

And a skilled drunk lass can do a nice subtle kilt check with just an eyebrow.

[LitTrog]

KILTS: they're cleavage for men!

And a skilled drunk lass can do a nice subtle kilt check with just an eyebrow.

Must...not...comment.

[LitTrog]

BTW, love the new avatar, GGGP!

[GoodGirlGonePlaid]

Must...not...comment.

Don't even want to know...

BTW, love the new avatar, GGGP!

Thanks!
I'm not going to get in trouble for my wee cartoon sword am I?
...ah, heck I'll change it to a hammer.

#Threadjack

[auld argonian]

Don't even want to know...

Thanks!
I'm not going to get in trouble for my wee cartoon sword am I?
...ah, heck I'll change it to a hammer.

#Threadjack

Nah...you shouldn't be...it's not a REAL sword...it's a heraldic device...yeah...that's the ticket...a heraldic device...

Best

AA

[Alan H]

I would like everyone to know that a cute young thing claimed to have looked under my kilt at the Queen Mary Highland Games.

I believe I was pulling the measuring tape for her Open Stone throw, at the time.

I have no means of verifying this claim, however. *sigh*

[tundramanq]

quote GGGP
Don't even want to know...

Sitting on my hands here to avoid train wreak territory - LOL
The old horn dog Chuck