Sporran instructions?

**Braveheart88** · 19th April 07, 05:45 PM

Anyone know any sporran patterns in print or on the net?

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 19th April 07, 05:46 PM

Check out the book "How to wear the kilt", the author had some basic patterns in the back. Also, many on the board have made their own, do a search.

**Braveheart88** · 19th April 07, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior

Check out the book "How to wear the kilt", the author had some basic patterns in the back. Also, many on the board have made their own, do a search.

LOL! I have that book but had forgotten about those instructions

**Kilted KT** · 19th April 07, 06:08 PM

1. find wild haggis
2. drop caber on haggis
3. Wrap haggis tail around waist
4. *POOF* instant sporran!

(not recommended for first-time haggis hunters or people without scotch)

**ccga3359** · 19th April 07, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by Kilted KT

1. find wild haggis
2. drop caber on haggis
3. Wrap haggis tail around waist
4. *POOF* instant sporran!

(not recommended for first-time haggis hunters or people without scotch)

The last thing I want is to have this thread locked due to my adversion to the senseless slaughter of the endangered and cuddly haggis everywhere. My problem is that I don't drink scotch!
:ban:

**Kilted KT** · 19th April 07, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

The last thing I want is to have this thread locked due to my adversion to the senseless slaughter of the endangered and cuddly haggis everywhere. My problem is that I don't drink scotch!
:ban:

I never said you had to be drinking the scotch...just have it around should the haggis wake up!

**thescot** · 19th April 07, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

. . . My problem is that I don't drink scotch!
:ban:

Now that's what I call a serious drinking problem!

**BEEDEE** · 19th April 07, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Kilted KT

1. find wild haggis
2. drop caber on haggis
3. Wrap haggis tail around waist
4. *POOF* instant sporran!

But check first to see if you have a clockwise or counter-clockwise haggis. If you wrap the tail in the wrong direction for the haggis you might not have the face to the front!

Brian

**ccga3359** · 19th April 07, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by BEEDEE

But check first to see if you have a clockwise or counter-clockwise haggis. If you wrap the tail in the wrong direction for the haggis you might not have the face to the front!

Brian

So they have teeth do they?

**turpin** · 19th April 07, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by BEEDEE

But check first to see if you have a clockwise or counter-clockwise haggis. If you wrap the tail in the wrong direction for the haggis you might not have the face to the front!

Brian

The counter-clockwise haggis are only found in the southern hemisphere due to the Coriolis Effect.