Sporran instructions?

[BEEDEE]

1. find wild haggis
2. drop caber on haggis
3. Wrap haggis tail around waist
4. *POOF* instant sporran!

But check first to see if you have a clockwise or counter-clockwise haggis. If you wrap the tail in the wrong direction for the haggis you might not have the face to the front!

Brian

[ccga3359]

But check first to see if you have a clockwise or counter-clockwise haggis. If you wrap the tail in the wrong direction for the haggis you might not have the face to the front!

Brian

So they have teeth do they?

[turpin]

But check first to see if you have a clockwise or counter-clockwise haggis. If you wrap the tail in the wrong direction for the haggis you might not have the face to the front!

Brian

The counter-clockwise haggis are only found in the southern hemisphere due to the Coriolis Effect.

[H. Hastings]

The counter-clockwise haggis are only found in the southern hemisphere due to the Coriolis Effect.

Actually it is possible to find them in the northern hemisphere as well but only where there are low pressure weather systems .....