Sporran instructions?

[ccga3359]

1. find wild haggis
2. drop caber on haggis
3. Wrap haggis tail around waist
4. *POOF* instant sporran!

(not recommended for first-time haggis hunters or people without scotch)

The last thing I want is to have this thread locked due to my adversion to the senseless slaughter of the endangered and cuddly haggis everywhere. My problem is that I don't drink scotch!
:ban:

[Kilted KT]

The last thing I want is to have this thread locked due to my adversion to the senseless slaughter of the endangered and cuddly haggis everywhere. My problem is that I don't drink scotch!
:ban:

I never said you had to be drinking the scotch...just have it around should the haggis wake up!

[thescot]

. . . My problem is that I don't drink scotch!
:ban:

Now that's what I call a serious drinking problem!