I like how the BeloitPiper makes a mint julep part of my costume. I wish I had one now. With spring coming early, hopefully my mint will start growing soon.
I've never owned a seersucker suit, but I wouldn't mind having one. Then, Ah say, then, Ah could hobnob and rub elbows with the genteel folk in mah environs, and could possibly, Ah say, could possibly gain a tight toehold on bein' paht of thayuh society, instead of wallowin' around with the sort of riff-raff with whom Ah'm usually associated.