Going on a cruise

[Sir William]

Man, you'll be missing out!

I know....but sometimes you have to keep the wife happy - or it could be a very unpleasant cruise.

We have an agreement: I can wear a kilt on non-Caribbean cruises unless I absolutely know that someone else on the cruise will be wearing a kilt. So its Drac's fault that I can't wear a kilt on this upcoming cruise because he bailed on me!

On the other hand, I'll be doing Canada in September so all is not lost.