A story of Kilted Attention or: Why I can't go commando!

[tundramanq]

A Proper kilt check are the only ones I have experienced at the Renfares I have been to and there are strict rules to be abided by.

!. Check is always with permission. Always by a lady.

2. Check is always done sliding the hand on the outside of the kilt.

3. If you pass, you are awarded a blue ribbon to be fastened just above your right knee stating so. And you are not to be subject to further checks while wearing the ribbon.

At these more organized events, even with the booze flowing, I have never been "molested".