Quote Originally Posted by Kilted KT View Post
1. find wild haggis
2. drop caber on haggis
3. Wrap haggis tail around waist
4. *POOF* instant sporran!

(not recommended for first-time haggis hunters or people without scotch)
Could snipe be subsituted for haggis?

The haggis in my area have been put on protected endanged species list.