I know-all the other kids are doing it.

But if all the other kids were jumping off bridges, would you jum off a bridge? Or play in the traffic? Or run with a pair of scissors in your hand?

I think not! And it would be remiss of us to let you go out without a sporran, or at least a fanny pack worn in the front.

All the kids are doing it. You know you want to. But just say no!

You'll thank me for this some day.